Taximetri\u015ftii din Bucure\u015fti sunt o continu\u0103 surs\u0103 de umor, dac\u0103 ignori faptul c\u0103 fiecare c\u0103l\u0103torie te poate costa via\u0163a.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd ne-am urcat \u00eentr-un taxi, \u015foferul se \u00eenjura copios cu un alt taximetrist (\u015fi foarte creativ, reu\u015find s\u0103 \u00eembine \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 fraz\u0103 conota\u0163ii sexuale \u015fi fiziologice). Dup\u0103 care a plecat enervat, t\u0103ind fe\u0163e, fr\u00e2n\u00e2nd la limit\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenghesuindu-se prin cele mai str\u00e2mte culoare. Dar, c\u00e2nd a ajuns pe Calea Victoriei, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se \u00eenchine pe la toate bisericile pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 care trecea.<\/p>\n
Cu un altul am dus un dialog despre centura de siguran\u0163\u0103:
– Nu pot, domnule, n-o suport, m\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, simt c\u0103 m\u0103 sufoc!
– Da, dar \u00ee\u0163i salveaz\u0103 via\u0163a dac\u0103 Doamne fere\u015fte ajungi \u00eentr-o situa\u0163ie-limit\u0103.
– P\u0103i \u015fi ce, e mai bine cu centur\u0103, dac\u0103-mi rupe clavicula?
– P\u0103i centura chiar e g\u00e2ndit\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i rup\u0103 clavicula, fiindc\u0103 a\u015fa se absoarbe mare parte din \u015foc.
– Hai dom’le, p\u0103i dec\u00e2t s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n invalid, mai bine mort!<\/p>\n
(O clavicul\u0103 rupt\u0103 se vindec\u0103 la fel de bine ca \u015fi o m\u00e2n\u0103 rupt\u0103, nu e un cap de \u0163ar\u0103).<\/p>\n
Un al treilea a vrut s\u0103 porneasc\u0103 aparatul, care aparat s-a apucat s\u0103 tip\u0103reasc\u0103 raportul zilnic. \u015ei \u00een timp ce f\u0103cea asta, aparatul n-a vrut s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 \u015fi cronometrarea cursei. Deci am stat cu to\u0163ii dup\u0103 aparat. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, i s-a terminat \u015fi sulul de h\u00e2rtie \u015fi a trebuit s\u0103-i instaleze unul nou. Bine, nu e vina omului, dar aparatul e complet idiot. Din toate momentele s\u0103-\u015fi tip\u0103reasc\u0103 raportul zilnic, l-a g\u0103sit pe cel mai prost: fix c\u00e2nd e evident c\u0103 s-a suit un client.<\/p>\n
Nu vreau doar s\u0103 c\u00e2rcotesc: \u00eemi convine s\u0103 merg cu taxiul, pentru c\u0103 e relativ ieftin \u015fi ajunge peste tot \ud83d\ude42 Dar unii din taximetri\u015fti sunt mari, mari figuri. Dac\u0103 i-a\u015f cunoa\u015fte dinainte, probabil nu m-a\u015f sui cu ei \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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