\u015ei cum st\u0103team eu, mort de plictiseal\u0103 dup\u0103 cum toat\u0103 lumea \u00eemi explic\u0103, \u015fi m\u0103 uitam la televizor, \u00eentr-o pauz\u0103 de reclame aflu c\u0103 vinerea asta Mervyn’s (un lan\u0163 de magazine) are mari reduceri mari \u015fi magazinele se deschid la… 6 diminea\u0163a! Ca s\u0103 vezi, adic\u0103 \u00een ziua ta liber\u0103 (c\u0103 e Ziua Recuno\u015ftin\u0163ei), ei sper\u0103 s\u0103 te scoale din pat la 5 diminea\u0163a, ca la 6 s\u0103 fii deja la magazin. Hehe, ce loseri, am zis eu.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 reclame, hop \u00eenc\u0103 una, parc\u0103 la Sears de data asta, care se l\u0103udau c\u0103 deschid \u015fi mai devreme: la 5 diminea\u0163a! Hopa, se-ngroa\u015f\u0103 gluma. Vine vreun r\u0103zboi nuclear cumva, facem provizii? E drept c\u0103 joi absolut totul e \u00eenchis, toat\u0103 lumea trebuie s\u0103 g\u0103teasc\u0103 curcan (de ce, nu \u015ftiu, c\u0103 nu se compar\u0103 cu porcu’). Dar chiar a\u015fa de grav i-o afecta s\u0103 nu cumpere nimic o zi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la 5 diminea\u0163a \u00een ziua urm\u0103toare? C\u0103 eu m\u0103 scol a\u015fa devreme numai dac\u0103 am vreun avion de prins, \u015fi-atunci bomb\u0103n p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la 10 de nu te-n\u0163elegi cu mine.<\/p>\n
\u015ei \u00een cursul serii am mai v\u0103zut reclame la vreo dou\u0103 lan\u0163uri de magazine, tot a\u015fa matinale. \u015ei m-au f\u0103cut a\u015fa de curios (\u015fi stupefiat), c\u0103 am citit pe internet \u015fi am aflat c\u0103 vinerea de dup\u0103 Ziua Recuno\u015ftin\u0163ei e una din cele mai profitabile pentru v\u00e2nz\u0103tori, \u00eentrecut\u0103 numai de c\u00e2teva zile dinaintea Cr\u0103ciunului.<\/p>\n
Din categoria „nu-mi trebuie, dar e cu reducere NUMAI AST\u0102ZI \u00eentre 5:00 \u015fi 15:00”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u015ei cum st\u0103team eu, mort de plictiseal\u0103 dup\u0103 cum toat\u0103 lumea \u00eemi explic\u0103, \u015fi m\u0103 uitam la televizor, \u00eentr-o pauz\u0103 de reclame aflu c\u0103 vinerea asta Mervyn’s (un lan\u0163 de magazine) are mari reduceri mari \u015fi magazinele se deschid la… 6 diminea\u0163a! Ca s\u0103 vezi, adic\u0103 \u00een ziua ta liber\u0103 (c\u0103 e Ziua Recuno\u015ftin\u0163ei), ei […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}