Se apropie Halloween, care \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 apar filme de groaz\u0103 ca ciupercile dup\u0103 ploaie. De exemplu, vineri pe 13 apare unul (e man\u0103 cereasc\u0103 pentru \u0103\u015ftia, s\u0103 pice vineri 13 \u00eenainte de Halloween, ar fi \u015fi p\u0103cat s\u0103 nu lansezi un film de groaz\u0103 \u00een ziua aia). \u015ei deci te ui\u0163i \u015fi tu ca omul pe un program normal, s\u0103 zicem la Simpsons sau la alt serial cuminte, \u015fi brusc vin reclamele (din zece \u00een zece minute, evident) \u015fi \u00eencep ni\u015fte urlete \u015fi ni\u015fte imagini de-alea numai cu s\u00e2nge \u015fi cu diformit\u0103\u0163i care vin spre camer\u0103, ca s\u0103 \u015ftii ce te a\u015fteapt\u0103 dac\u0103 te duci. Dac\u0103 e ca la celelalte categorii de filme, dac\u0103 ai v\u0103zut reclama, po\u0163i s\u0103 nici nu te mai duci la film, c\u0103 \u00een reclam\u0103 au b\u0103gat deja cele mai tari faze, iar \u00een rest au r\u0103mas numai fazele r\u0103suflate.<\/p>\n
Ce m-a distrat e c\u0103 filmele astea de groaz\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 vezi reclama \u0163i-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 te ridici din fotoliu, sunt „rated PG-13”. Adic\u0103 o comisie care cu asta se ocup\u0103 a evaluat c\u0103 copiii peste 13 ani pot veni ne\u00eenso\u0163i\u0163i la film. Cei sub 13 sunt de asemenea bineveni\u0163i, c\u0103 doar \u015fi banii lor au valoare, dar trebuie s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu mama sau cu tata (tuns de m\u00e2n\u0103 la \u015fcoal\u0103).<\/p>\n
PG-13 este categoria de mijloc pe scara care m\u0103soar\u0103 c\u00e2t de r\u0103u este un film pentru copii. Categoria cea mai cuminte este G de la „general”, unde are voie oricine. \u015ei acolo sunt de obicei comedii t\u00e2mpi\u0163ele \u015fi filme dulcege. Categoria de deasupra lui PG-13 este R de la „restricted”, unde trebuie s\u0103 vii cu p\u0103rin\u0163ii dac\u0103 ai sub 17 ani \u015fi care \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 undeva \u00een film cineva se dezbrac\u0103 sau cineva spune „shit”. Sau este film str\u0103in.<\/p>\n
A\u015fadar, e ok pentru un copil s\u0103 vad\u0103 oameni murind storco\u015fi\u0163i, dar Doamne fere\u015fte s\u0103 aud\u0103 vreo \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 sau s\u0103 vad\u0103 vreun s\u00e2n. Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 am v\u0103zut \u015fi eu unul odat\u0103 \u015fi nu mi-am revenit trei zile!<\/p>\n
Asta din categoria „am voie s\u0103 m\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103toresc, s\u0103 fac copii, s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la r\u0103zboi s\u0103 omor oameni, s\u0103 fumez, s\u0103 conduc, dar n-am voie s\u0103 beau”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Se apropie Halloween, care \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 apar filme de groaz\u0103 ca ciupercile dup\u0103 ploaie. De exemplu, vineri pe 13 apare unul (e man\u0103 cereasc\u0103 pentru \u0103\u015ftia, s\u0103 pice vineri 13 \u00eenainte de Halloween, ar fi \u015fi p\u0103cat s\u0103 nu lansezi un film de groaz\u0103 \u00een ziua aia). \u015ei deci te ui\u0163i \u015fi tu ca omul […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}