{"id":189,"date":"2006-08-29T03:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-29T03:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/?p=189"},"modified":"2006-08-29T03:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-29T03:56:00","slug":"omgwtfbbq-sau-o-vizita-la-moma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/omgwtfbbq-sau-o-vizita-la-moma\/","title":{"rendered":"OMGWTFBBQ???!?!!?! (Sau: O vizit\u0103 la MoMA)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ast\u0103zi am dovada irefutabil\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een mine zace un mare artist! Am fost la MoMA<\/a>, muzeul de art\u0103 modern\u0103 din New York. Iat\u0103 de exemplu unul din tablourile expuse acolo, de Mondrian, celebra Compozi\u0163ie cu ro\u015fu, galben \u015fi albastru:<\/span><\/p>\n

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P\u0103i a\u015fa am f\u0103cut \u015fi eu, \u00eenc\u0103 din clasa a doua! \u00ce\u015fi mai aduce cineva aminte de „S\u0103 \u0163esem frumos”? De asemenea, iat\u0103 un alt tablou pe care nu l-am f\u0103cut, de\u015fi m-am g\u00e2ndit la el, dar n-am crezut c\u0103 o s\u0103-l pun\u0103 cineva pe un perete (Barnett Newman, Vir Heroicus Sublimis):<\/span><\/p>\n

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O alt\u0103 categorie de picturi care m-au siderat (na, c\u0103 pentru un incult \u015ftiu ceva cuvinte) sunt cele care o iau complet pe ar\u0103tur\u0103. De exemplu, tabloul de mai jos se nume\u015fte Dinamismul unui juc\u0103tor de fotbal<\/span>. N-oi fi eu sportiv, dar \u0103la sigur nu e un fotbalist, nici m\u0103car dup\u0103 ce i-a tras Marius Constantin dou\u0103 picioare:<\/p>\n

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Au fost c\u00e2teva tablouri, pu\u0163ine, care mi-au pl\u0103cut, de exemplu Starry Night<\/span> al lui van Gogh, dar cam at\u00e2t. Am a\u015fteptat vizita asta la MoMA cu oarecare interes, \u00een speran\u0163a c\u0103 poate n-am avut eu ocazia s\u0103 v\u0103d ni\u015fte art\u0103 modern\u0103 de calitate, dar cred c\u0103 chiar nu-i de mine. N-o \u00een\u0163eleg, nu-mi treze\u015fte nici un fel de emo\u0163ii, dec\u00e2t poate enervarea c\u0103 am dat $20 pe bilet. Am \u00eencercat, am mers r\u0103bd\u0103tor prin toate s\u0103lile \u015fi acum \u015fi cu alte ocazii, am v\u0103zut picturi \u015fi sculpturi, am ascultat \u015fi muzic\u0103 atonal\u0103 la via\u0163a mea, dar nu-s de mine. Mie da\u0163i-mi-i pe D\u00fcrer \u015fi pe Palestrina, pe ei \u00eei \u00een\u0163eleg.<\/p>\n

\u015ei a\u015fa am fugit eu url\u00e2nd de la MoMA \u015fi am stat dou\u0103 ore lini\u015ftit pe laptop \u015fi m-am mai ocupat de DEX online.<\/span> Au \u00eenceput voluntarii s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 Dex Flex \u015fi s\u0103 flexioneze cuvinte, \u015fi acum \u00eencep s\u0103 ias\u0103 la iveal\u0103 diversele hibe \u015fi limit\u0103ri ale sistemului. O s\u0103 am de lucru c\u00e2nd ne \u00eentoarcem \u00een San Francisco!<\/p>\n

Seara am fost la un restaurant fran\u0163uzesc unde am m\u00e2ncat bine: Les Halles<\/a>. \u00cen New York, prima oar\u0103 \u00een America dup\u0103 mult\u0103 vreme, m-am sim\u0163it prost c\u0103 am ie\u015fit la restaurant \u00een tricou. Aici lumea chiar \u00ee\u015fi pune o c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 c\u00e2nd iese \u00een ora\u015f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ast\u0103zi am dovada irefutabil\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een mine zace un mare artist! Am fost la MoMA, muzeul de art\u0103 modern\u0103 din New York. Iat\u0103 de exemplu unul din tablourile expuse acolo, de Mondrian, celebra Compozi\u0163ie cu ro\u015fu, galben \u015fi albastru: P\u0103i a\u015fa am f\u0103cut \u015fi eu, \u00eenc\u0103 din clasa a doua! \u00ce\u015fi mai aduce cineva aminte […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}