{"id":551,"date":"2020-03-31T15:58:07","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T12:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/?p=551"},"modified":"2020-03-31T15:58:07","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T12:58:07","slug":"d-ale-carantinei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/d-ale-carantinei\/","title":{"rendered":"D-ale carantinei"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Vremurile s\u00eent grele \u0219i ciudate, dar am adunat \u0219i c\u00eeteva pove\u0219ti haioase!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am f\u0103cut p\u00eeine cu&#8230; drojdie de vin. Fatalitatea, \u0219tiu, nu pot sc\u0103pa de alcool. Pe 26 februarie, fix c\u00eend coronavirusul intra \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, noi ne-am luat ma\u0219in\u0103 de f\u0103cut p\u00eeine. N-am luat-o pentru carantin\u0103 (ignoran\u021ba e dulce), ci ca s\u0103 avem p\u00eeine proasp\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 arunc\u0103m mai pu\u021bin plastic. Dar la dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eeni dup\u0103 asta, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.g4media.ro\/producatorul-de-drojdie-pakmaya-anunta-livrari-de-2-milioane-de-pachete-intr-o-singura-saptamana-in-toate-magazinele-din-romania-triplu-fata-de-o-perioada-normala-suficient-pentru-a-produce-25-de-m.html\">a disp\u0103rut toat\u0103 drojdia de p\u00eeine<\/a> din magazine. Dup\u0103 c\u00eeteva c\u0103ut\u0103ri f\u0103r\u0103 succes, inclusiv pe toate magazinele online, am citit despre drojdia de bere \u0219i vin \u0219i am aflat c\u0103, \u00een teorie, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreshloaf.com\/node\/9805\/can-i-use-wine-yeast-make-bread\">ar trebui s\u0103 mearg\u0103 foarte bine<\/a> \u0219i la f\u0103cut p\u00eeine. A\u0219a c\u0103 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.protectvit.ro\/cumpara\/safoeno%E2%84%A2-uclm-s325-500g-drojdie-uscata-activa-6912844\">am cump\u0103rat<\/a>, am f\u0103cut \u0219i&#8230; succes! E posibil s\u0103 aib\u0103 un gust un pic mai dulce, dar cred c\u0103 mi se pare mie. \u00cen rest, e fix acela\u0219i rezultat: p\u00eeine. Am ales una pentru vin dulce, pentru c\u0103 e mai pu\u021bin adaptat\u0103 la concentra\u021bii mari de alcool (nu voiam s\u0103 ias\u0103 p\u00eeinea prea alcoolic\u0103&#8230;). A, \u0219i punga are 500g, e mult mai eco dec\u00eet 70 de plicule\u021be de c\u00eete 7g&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ora\u0219ul e gol, e o pl\u0103cere s\u0103 mergi pe str\u0103zi. Nu mai s\u00eent ma\u0219ini parcate peste tot, trotuarele s\u00eent libere. Traversez pe unde vreau, c\u00eend vreau. <a href=\"https:\/\/aerlive.ro\/\">Aerul e mai curat<\/a>, iar c\u00eend aerisesc diminea\u021ba miroase a vegeta\u021bie \u0219i a p\u0103m\u00eent ud. Oamenii \u00ee\u021bi acord\u0103 \u00een sf\u00eer\u0219it spa\u021biul personal pe care l-am \u00eent\u00eelnit \u00een culturile occidentale, dar niciodat\u0103 la noi. C\u00eend m\u0103 v\u0103d (mai ales f\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103, c\u0103 n-am g\u0103sit de cump\u0103rat), m\u0103 ocolesc ca pe un ciumat. E minunat! Fiecare zi ar putea fi a\u0219a, dac\u0103 am fi dou\u0103 miliarde pe P\u0103m\u00eent \u00een loc de opt. Aminti\u021bi-v\u0103 asta de c\u00eete ori oamenii (\u0219i statul \u0219i biserica) v\u0103 \u00eencurajeaz\u0103 proste\u0219te s\u0103 face\u021bi copii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merg\u00eend \u00eentr-o zi la cump\u0103r\u0103turi cu ma\u0219ina, m-a prins ora fix\u0103 \u0219i deci \u0219tirile la radio. Dup\u0103 \u0219tirile medicale, crainicul zice: \u201e\u0218i acum, \u0219tirile din sport. \u00cen <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Candidates_Tournament_2020\">turneul candida\u021bilor la \u0219ah<\/a>, \u00een runda a doua&#8230;\u201d Am crezut c\u0103 le\u0219in de r\u00ees! Nu \u0219tiu c\u00eend e ultima dat\u0103 c\u00eend am auzit despre \u0219ah la \u0219tirile din sport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Toate obliga\u021biile sociale nedorite se suspend\u0103: \u201escuze, e carantin\u0103!\u201d. \u0218ti\u021bi voi care s\u00eent, le avem fiecare pe ale sale. \u00cen schimb, cu oamenii care conteaz\u0103 m\u0103 v\u0103d aproape mai des dec\u00eet \u00eenainte, chiar dac\u0103 doar prin videoconferin\u021b\u0103: p\u0103rin\u021bi, prieteni, colegi de liceu&#8230; \u00centr-o sear\u0103 am jucat chiar \u0219i poker! Am folosit <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pokerth.net\/\">un client<\/a> care \u0219tie s\u0103  organizeze jocuri \u00een re\u021bea. E destul de primitiv, dar ne-am f\u0103cut treaba cu el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00eend ie\u0219i mai rar (o dat\u0103 la cinci zile), po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00eenci c\u00eet\u0103 ceap\u0103 \u0219i usturoi vrei. Sigur, c\u00eend te \u00eent\u00eelne\u0219ti cu vecinii pe scara blocului trebuie s\u0103 \u00eencepi prin a-\u021bi cere scuze, dar tot merit\u0103. Iar, ca s\u0103 fie tabloul complet, nu m-am mai b\u0103rbierit de c\u00eend s-a declarat starea de urgen\u021b\u0103. \u0218i, surpriz\u0103, a \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi creasc\u0103 barba! Are 16 zile acum, s\u0103 vedem c\u00eet m\u0103 mai suport. Economisesc 15 minute la fiecare 3 zile, nu-i de colo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vremurile s\u00eent grele \u0219i ciudate, dar am adunat \u0219i c\u00eeteva pove\u0219ti haioase! Am f\u0103cut p\u00eeine cu&#8230; drojdie de vin. Fatalitatea, \u0219tiu, nu pot sc\u0103pa de alcool. Pe 26 februarie, fix c\u00eend coronavirusul intra \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, noi ne-am luat ma\u0219in\u0103 de f\u0103cut p\u00eeine. N-am luat-o pentru carantin\u0103 (ignoran\u021ba e dulce), ci ca s\u0103 avem p\u00eeine proasp\u0103t\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":553,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions\/553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}