{"id":88,"date":"2008-11-13T16:17:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-13T16:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/?p=88"},"modified":"2008-11-13T16:17:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-13T16:17:00","slug":"cum-sa-nu-mergi-la-film","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/cum-sa-nu-mergi-la-film\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum s\u0103 nu mergi la film"},"content":{"rendered":"

Luni era Daria la \u015fcoal\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua, a\u015fa c\u0103 am decis s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la film de unul singur. Voiam s\u0103 v\u0103d Zack and Miri Make a Porno<\/a>; nu \u015ftiam nimic despre film, nici actorii, nici dac\u0103 avea recenzii bune, dar v\u0103zusem posterul<\/a> \u015fi \u00eemi pl\u0103cuse ideea. Buuuuun.<\/p>\n

Intru eu \u00een sal\u0103, m\u0103 a\u015fez, se sting luminile, m\u0103 uit la reclame… \u00eencepe filmul. Prima secven\u0163\u0103, un prim-plan cu Philip Seymour Hoffman<\/a>, gras \u015fi blond cum e el, \u00een chilo\u0163i. Hm, zic, bun, mie chiar \u00eemi place tipul, l-am v\u0103zut \u00een The Talented Mr. Ripley<\/a>, \u00een Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead<\/a> \u015fi-mi place cum joac\u0103. E el cam gras ca s\u0103 joace \u00eentr-o comedie despre un film porno, dar \u00eencepe bine.<\/p>\n

A doua scen\u0103, apare \u015fi Catherine Keener<\/a> (Maxine \u00een Being John Malkovich<\/a>). Actri\u0163\u0103 bun\u0103 \u015fi ea, n-a\u015f prea vrea s\u0103 o v\u0103d dezbr\u0103cat\u0103, dar \u00een definitiv nu e un film porno, e o comedie despre<\/span><\/span> un film porno, probabil tocmai de acolo provine umorul.<\/p>\n

Mai trec c\u00e2teva scene \u015fi filmul era semi-umoristic, dar un umor cam negru; parc\u0103 m\u0103 cam dezumflasem, m\u0103 a\u015fteptam la altceva. Philip Seymour Hoffman tr\u0103gea s\u0103 moar\u0103, urina s\u00e2nge, se umpluse de sicozis<\/a>, iar nevast\u0103-sa \u00eei dest\u0103inuia psihiatrului conjugal c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi dore\u015fte ca so\u0163ul ei s\u0103 moar\u0103, ca s\u0103 o poat\u0103 lua de la \u00eenceput. Ce naiba-i asta, c\u00e2nd vine vorba despre filmul porno?<\/p>\n

Mai trece vreun sfert de or\u0103, nevasta \u00eel p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte, pleac\u0103 cu feti\u0163a lor la Berlin, iar feti\u0163a cre\u015fte sub influen\u0163a unei artiste renumit\u0103 pentru operele ei pornografice. Aha! Am auzit cuv\u00e2ntul cheie. M\u0103 rog, nu prea-mi vine s\u0103 r\u00e2d, totul e chiar destul de tragic. Dar m\u0103car ne-apropiem de partea cu adev\u0103rat comic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103 din film, eram de-a dreptul alarmat. Nu exista nici un personaj cu numele Zack sau Miri, nimeni nu vorbea de nici un film porno, Philip Seymour Hoffman regiza o pies\u0103 de teatru care se confunda cu propria lui via\u0163\u0103… de fapt, eu \u00een ce teatru am intrat? 6? \u015ei pe bilet ce scrie? Teatrul 5? Ce de cacao, am intrat \u00een teatrul gre\u015fit! Ce fac, m\u0103 mut al\u0103turi? Nah, hai s\u0103 stau p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t. C\u00e2t mai e? O mai fi mult?<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, s-a dovedit c\u0103 v\u0103zusem Synecdoche, New York,<\/a> despre zbaterea unui regizor de teatru care \u00ee\u015fi filtreaz\u0103 propriile insuccese prin prisma unei piese autobiografice. Nu e genul meu de film, dar a fost interesant. Probabil totu\u015fi c\u0103 nu m-a\u015f fi dus voluntar s\u0103-l v\u0103d. Dar m\u0103car mi-a confirmat c\u0103 Philip Seymour Hoffman e un actor bun.<\/p>\n

Asear\u0103 am fost \u015fi la Zack and Miri, cu Daria, \u015fi a fost haios, vi-l recomand cu c\u0103ldur\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Luni era Daria la \u015fcoal\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua, a\u015fa c\u0103 am decis s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la film de unul singur. Voiam s\u0103 v\u0103d Zack and Miri Make a Porno; nu \u015ftiam nimic despre film, nici actorii, nici dac\u0103 avea recenzii bune, dar v\u0103zusem posterul \u015fi \u00eemi pl\u0103cuse ideea. Buuuuun. Intru eu \u00een sal\u0103, m\u0103 a\u015fez, se […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalin.francu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}